If you see Amy Winehouse in Vegas leave her alone. Please.

1. Don’t bother celebrities. You’ll get bounced faster than you can say Paris Hilton.

2. Don’t wait until the late hours to go, get in line early if you want to get in at all.

3. Don’t leave one bar to go to another, unless you have VIP at the door to get in.

4. Don’t waste your money on drinks for friendly prostitutes, unless you want to.

5. Don’t wear sweat pants or shorts, you won’t get in unless you’re dressed.

1. Do have a few free drinks in the casino before you go.

2. Do tip your waitress well if you want to see her again.

3. Do ask the price for a bottle of Champagne.

4. Do plan to meet friends in certain spots at certain times.

5. Do pay for drinks and food in cash, as credit card tabs can get out hand and padded by staff.